Oh, the Irony

I created a LOL political picture. Because, well, I couldn't help it, really... http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1997995

Haiku, do you?

After a couple of weeks of spewing rainbows and sunshine, Tiny Hands is showing that even self-motivated change isn't easily come by. Hints of asshole are starting to slip back into his everyday dealings, making me inclined to instigate a Slap Face (TM) match. Douche.

To calm myself, I wrote some haiku:

bubble gum, why do
you stick to my teeth so much?
too young for Freedent

canned sodas brew major
explosions that erupt when
least expected *BRAP*

New Olympic Sport

I totally agree with "The Office" -- Slap Face should be the next sport to be introduced at the Olympics. I think that its Winter Olympics version, Slap Ass, should be introduced in Vancouver in 2010. I'll be there with the US team.

Cue Daniel Powter

This has been a horrible day -- work stress, personal stress. Augh! But the bright light in all of this? The Chili's in my neighborhood now has 1000 Island salad dressing, which I got all over my shirt and pants. I guess I'm the bug today.

Ooo, AWKWARD!

So, maybe Sarah Silverman WAS effing Matt Damon...

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20212329,00.html

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

Wish I would have thought of this...

My friend Ry Guy passed along a new blog to me yesterday, which I have been reading off and on all morning long -- Passive-aggressive Notes. The site is a collection of passive-aggressive notes (see how well the title fits?) folks have left for one another, most often in public places, in substitute for personal confrontations decrying certain behaviors. People are CRAZY!! But I like observing their odd habits. Especially because they make me laugh. Hysterically.

So far, this one is my favorite. An invitation to an office pot luck after talking about bathroom habits? YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP! I'm also giggling at the funky food notes because really, who has NOT had his or her nose assualted at work by a less than savory reheated seafood dish? Reminds me of someone I used to work with at a part-time retail job who often and repeatedly would microwave dishes that smelled like a dead racoon. *sigh* People...

I Suck at This

Sooo... I'm not too good at this blogging thing, huh? It's been pretty quiet around my way lately, therefore nothing to write about. I'll work on that this weekend. Happy 4th!!