Haiku, do you?

After a couple of weeks of spewing rainbows and sunshine, Tiny Hands is showing that even self-motivated change isn't easily come by. Hints of asshole are starting to slip back into his everyday dealings, making me inclined to instigate a Slap Face (TM) match. Douche.

To calm myself, I wrote some haiku:

bubble gum, why do
you stick to my teeth so much?
too young for Freedent

canned sodas brew major
explosions that erupt when
least expected *BRAP*

New Olympic Sport

I totally agree with "The Office" -- Slap Face should be the next sport to be introduced at the Olympics. I think that its Winter Olympics version, Slap Ass, should be introduced in Vancouver in 2010. I'll be there with the US team.

Cue Daniel Powter

This has been a horrible day -- work stress, personal stress. Augh! But the bright light in all of this? The Chili's in my neighborhood now has 1000 Island salad dressing, which I got all over my shirt and pants. I guess I'm the bug today.